Olive: Can I ask you a question? If you loved me.
Alfredo: Yes?
Olive: And we could never, ever, ever touch. Wouldnt you eventually get over it and move on letting someone else have the slightest hope that you might move on to them?
Alfredo: If I loved you?
Olive: Yeah.
Alfredo: Then I would love you in any way I could. And if we could not touch, then I would draw strength from your beauty. And if I went blind, then I would fill my soul with the sound of your voice and the contents of your thoughts until the last spark of my love for you lit the shabby darkness of my dying mind.
Olive: Eh, forget it

Wouldn’t it be rock n’ roll if liking someone meant that they’d have to like you back? Then again, that’d be another universe and something else would probably suck.

This is seriously one of the truest lines from any TV show. Ever.

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Potentially Best Birthday Ever

Just found out Kristin Chenoweth will be co-hosting LIVE! on my birthday. It’s already been my best one yet, but this will make the actual day awesome. And now to celebrate, a huge smattering of gifs that chronicle my reaction to this news:

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You have restored my hope for the future of humanity. Spread your philosophical knowledge to your entire generation little wise one!

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loavescatnip:

let’s appreciate katniss in this post.

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